i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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