People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
