if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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