My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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