I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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