You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You work out of a Hotel?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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