Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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