Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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