I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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