Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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