you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
if only i could text you this smell
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
