Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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