I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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