My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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