cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Do vagina's smell?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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