I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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