If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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