their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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