So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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