I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
