kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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