I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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