I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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