Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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