tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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