his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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