I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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