I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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