Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
