Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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