She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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