He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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