Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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