is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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