i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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