i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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