He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
