yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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