There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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