she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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