If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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