Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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