i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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