South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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