Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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