The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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