I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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