so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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