ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I intend to get homeless drunk
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
