I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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