READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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