But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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