how can u be prego again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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