we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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