i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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